Finding and Maintaining Suckers

The Cat Manual - Michael Ray Taylor

In every household containing multiple humans, there is one who is The Sucker - who can be counted on to share table scraps and let you lick out the bottom of the cereal bowl, even if the foolish vet has declared such things bad for you.


He or she will let you in, and out, and in, and out, all in the space of ten minutes, or will simply hold the door open as you stand at the threshold, contemplating, In short, there will always be a human most likely to let you get away with murder. The more quickly you identify and train this person, the more thoroughly your will shall be obeyed.